veup:

before tumblr i never knew there were so many things to be offended about

(via ant0rm)

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barackinaroundthechristmastree:

i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress

(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight, via bitchytbh)

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rneerkat:

with great power comes a great electricity bill

(via distraction)

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slutsneverdie:

i would have to agree